There is one thing that I would like to talk about today, and that thing is the history of celiac disease. Celiac disease is one of the many diseases that have today riddled humanity. It is an infamous disease that stems from gluten consumption and it is basically a disease that propelled the anti-gluten hipster movement (little did those hipsters know that gluten is basically safe as long as you do not have a gluten sensitivity). Because of how infamous it is, it is only right for us to talk about how it can be as infamous as it is today. In today’s History of Pain, I want to show you a bit about the history of celiac disease.
The history of celiac disease timeline: why does celiac disease exist?
A long time ago, in a country far far away, humanity gathered fruits from the trees and meats from the animals of the wild. They did so to preserve themselves, to prevent them from dying of hunger. One moment not far from that very own, some kinky caveman thought that perhaps people can drink milk from a cow’s udder much like they can drink milk from their women. And so that dorky caveman embarked on a journey to drink from a cow’s udder. The dorky caveman succeeds in life and found out that cow’s milk is as drinkable as a human’s one. Turns out nothing bad happened to his body and he proceeded to drink the nectar that the cow gave him. That dorky caveman became people who are not riddled with celiac disease.
Another caveman, this time a bit smarter than the dorky caveman back then, thought that perhaps one can eat the oval things that popped out of a chicken’s butt. And so the smarter caveman ate the oval thing that popped out of a chicken’s butt. That smarter caveman also became people who are safe from celiac disease.
However, there are some cavemen who drank milk and ate eggs and right after developed an unknown disease in their body. This disease, the celiac disease, keeps going on and on in their bloodline, hence why there are people of the present time who still got celiac disease (these people are weak some might say, but each to their own).
So if people ever ask why celiac disease exists, you can tell them that celiac disease exists today because of the continuation of a weak bloodline. I know that is a bit tough on those with celiac disease, but it is the truth. That is why the family history of celiac disease is a thing to consider before you can apply for a celiac disease test.
Is it possible for someone with no family history of celiac disease to get celiac disease?
It is possible, but at the same time highly unlikely. Celiac disease can be seen as a genetic disease because it is very heretical, but there are cases where people with no family with celiac disease get celiac disease. Perhaps the gene pool was not being nice to those particular people at the time of their inception, who knows?
That is all I have regarding today’s article. Hope I can help you get to know better about the history of celiac disease.